Danny Banks
When not working in IT and getting slapped by women whenever he asks them if they want to see his Snoopy, Danny is a Stand up comedian from deepest darkest Kent who is also one part of the comedy troupe the Junkmales. His sketches have been performed on Radio 7 and he has even worked for the lovely Zoe Ball who once caressed his cheeks. He likes women, snoopy, sugar free treats, and fizzy ribena. His turns ons include bubble baths, long summer walks, and being beaten with riding crops while dressed as Timmy Mallet.
Roo James
Crayonsmith and former performance artist (better known as getting paid to arse about), Roo James has written many articles for online publications earning her a bizzare following as well as some rather top comedy. She is best described as an experience to be had, not in a slutty way, and is the Goddess of all things Kitsch. Her hobbies include cake, more cake, thinking about cake, fancy dress, being a geek, and shiny things. She can also cross her toes.
