The Red House.
I found the following ad for furniture store the Red House extremely educational and eye opening. I had no idea buying a sofa causes such issues for all races.
Thank God we now live in a enlightened society where we can now have stores that sell to all creeds! This ad has a cult following all over the world. One thing though.... Anyone else find the singers on the ad extremely professional? I have a theory they are not even real sales people. DAMN YOU RED HOUSE AND YOUR LIES! How do you book singers for a gig like that? Imagine getting the call from your agent and saying "Excuse me? You want me to sing WHAT?" Mind you, given that it's the only store in the US where blacks and whites can buy furniture, it must make enough money to pay them whatever they want.....so why the need for the ad? Hmmm.
Japanese Sweater Bunnies.
I first assumed the following ad from Japan was a warning about the effects of eating mushrooms growing on your bath mat.....
In fact the ad is for a Cosmetic Surgery practice. Surely what these Animals really need is a vet? I think Japan has suffered enough to be honest without giant animals breeding all over the place and sneaking up on small children. Get them neutered! Someone call WSPA and let them know what is going on. I suspect it's all the sushi that is to blame.
CREEPY DOLL ALERT!
This 70s ad for a laughing doll is more than a little disturbing....
Notice how all the kids looked scared and then are suddenly pulled in by the dolls' evil laugh? ONE OF US. ONE OF US. REDRUM. REDRUM. RING A RING OF ROOOOSES......
Speaking of bad ideas for Dolls.....
We in the UK are not so innocent of such bad ads. Check out this bad idea. I recall seeing this on Cartoon Network and thinking "Really?".
Now I don't actually have one so don't quote me on this but if you have a penis shaped like a tap, see your GP. It could be caused by a cyst. Amazingly, not many of these dolls were sold. The few that were had been bought by the same customer, a Mr. M. Jackson of Neverland.
And finally...
A reason for investing in anti bac hand gel.
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